doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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