i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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