THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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