we made out on top of his cat.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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