i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Blood and glitter go together right?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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