I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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