Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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