So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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