Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
seriously i just wanna be friends
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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