She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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