How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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