I must be too annoying 4 u.
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
