I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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