Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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