Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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