on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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