i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
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he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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