You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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