Your tits are I can't wait for
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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