is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
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She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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