would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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