I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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