is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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