their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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