You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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