Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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