yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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