It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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