mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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