there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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