escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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