THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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