The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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