R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
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Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."