Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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