oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber