the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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