ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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