why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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