is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
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Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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