Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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