i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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