I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
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I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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