I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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