I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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