Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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