also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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