She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
dude. I can hear the air.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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