Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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