It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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