if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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