getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
ttyl tear gas
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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