Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
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