ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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